This Really is Me. But Not Really.

So, really. This is me. No lie. It's just not the everyday, ordinary me.

The everyday, ordinary me wears more Fruit of the Loom than Victoria's Secret. The everyday, ordinary me spends 30 minutes getting ready for the day, not three hours. The everyday, ordinary me wears more red spaghetti sauce on my shirt than red lipstick on my lips. The everyday, ordinary me spends more time cleaning toothpaste spatter off the bathroom mirror than taking self portraits in it.

So, I look like this. But, I don't.

This is me after taking an entire day off of work to plan a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for my husband. This is me after spending $200.00 at the salon for a sexy head of curls...

and taking an entire day off of work to plan a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for my husband.

This is me after spending $20.00 to stand 30 seconds in a tanning booth for a two day tan...

and $200.00 at the salon for a sexy head of curls...

and after taking an entire day off of work to plan a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for my husband.

This is me after spending $80.00 on a sexy red dress from Victoria's Secret...

and spending $20.00 to stand 30 seconds in a tanning booth for a two day tan...

and $200.00 at the salon for a sexy head of curls...

and after taking an entire day off of work to plan a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for my husband.

This is me after spending $65.00 on a pair of sexy red "stripper shoes" to go with the sexy red dress and the sexy head of curls with the two day tan...

and after taking an entire day off of work to plan a romantic Valentine's Day surprise for my husband.

So, in essence, this is me after forfeiting a day's salary and spending nearly $400.00 to become anything but the everyday, ordinary me. Not bad for a full day's work, I guess.

And, so no one can ever accuse me of falsely representing myself...

THIS is the everyday, ordinary me (note the Fruit of the Loom Sweatshirt and lack of sexy curls)...

$400.00 that was well spent, I'd say. But that's me...everyday and ordinary.